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Because @brandenmeh and I are cool like that. #suits #classy #selfie #swag? #latergram

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So I got bloody for my #birthday… #zombie #rememberthattime

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This is what I did for my #birthday and it’s in #glitter and #crayons #21 I win at life. #squirrel. I like squirrels.

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These are my #wavewatchers that i just met at the #cosmos game. They also influenced my decision to have kids… I want kids. #soccer #nanny #babysitter #random #children (at James M. Shuart Stadium)

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So I’m at a #ny #cosmos #soccer game. Or is it match? Idk. I’m not one for the #sports thanks #HUHC #hofstrahonorscollege (at James M. Shuart Stadium)

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@irishcentral #howsmyselfie? hope you appreciate the bowtie and reflection of #hofusa in my specs

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This is my dog. He is better than yours. (at Rufus’ House)

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Dogs can’t open string cheese. I’m an asshole. (at Rufus’ House)